You Know That You Are A Stay At Home Mom If...

-you cannot function or think in the morning without a cup of coffee, no matter how many hours of sleep you had.

-your clothes have food and snot all over them, and you know that it was not from you.

-you look forward to nap time, some days more than others.

-your toddler brings you a bag of cheetos and you contemplate serving them for breakfast.

-you say things like "don't lick the shopping cart" - "we are not eating uncooked spaghetti noodles for snack"

-at the request of your toddler, you turn on the Halloween lights, even though it is daylight and no one can see them.

-you thought that you were the CEO of house, but clearly the one wearing diapers is calling the shots.

-you questioned your intelligence because you cannot figure out why a toilet paper roll us so much fun to unravel.

-you are tempted to watch "The Polar Express" everyday because you know that your toddler won't move during it.

-you don't know what "me time" is and are wondering where to buy some of it.

-taking a shower is the highlight of your day.

-the sight of left over pizza in the fridge makes you smile.

-it takes you 2 hours to leave the house, on a good day.

-your toddler poops between changing his diaper and loading him in the van.

-you drive a van.

-tickle fights are a part of your daily routine.

-you believe that the person who decided to put DVD players in vehicles should rank right up there with the President.

-you have spent many days in your pj's.

-you only know that the weekend is here because you see "Garage Sale" signs everywhere.

-you let your toddler play with his Christmas present in the store to keep him quiet.

And finally, you know that you are a stay at home mom if, you would not change your job for the world.

Thanks Grant for keeping life interesting!

All Things Possible,
Stephanie